Love often puts up blinders, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Also, I don’t care what my ex says about my penis size, I’m hung like a Greek God dammit!
There’s simply too many sh*tty metaphors for me to use here, as evidenced in my first paragraph. Guys, when she’s in love with you there’s nothing you can do wrong and there’s not a thing in this world that’ll make her say something bad about you, even if you fall in the small penis size spectrum of the graph. But the second she finds those naked pics you took of that chick on spring break, you better be ready to have a reputation as being hung like mini-me.