7 phrases you’re screwing up regularly

The English language and American language culture is a beautiful thing and there are loads of phrases, idioms, words and combinations of them to keep us all busy and entertained, indeed. But sometimes, we use words and phrases the wrong way. Like the ROFLMAO while SMH way. Let’s get into some phrases we all screw up from time to time.

7 Deep seeded
Deep seeded

Are you planting your hatred and then watering it and making sure it has plenty of sunlight? No. It’s actually “deep seated.”

Example: Your “deep seated” dumbassery will not be forgotten.

6 Intensive purposes
Intensive purposes

What the hell is an intensive purpose? It’s actually “intents and purposes.”

Example: For all “intents and purposes,” this drive-thru order has come to its completion, good sir.

5 Irregardless

…uh…that’s not a word. Are you mixing the real words, “irrelevant” and “regardless?”

Example: I don’t have an example, cuz it’s not a damn word.

4 Point blank
Point blank

This may be said right, but there’s a misconception that it means “so close up that it’s either touching or mere inches away.” Point blank actually means that a traveling projectile doesn’t succumb to the pull of gravity before it hits its target. So by extension, this means that when you say you took that beer keg at point blank range to the face…ah, it doesn’t work like that…unless you have a very high tech beer keg.

3 Peeked/peaked curiosity
Peeked peaked curiosity

No one peeks at curiosity and there is certainly no one who climbs to the peak of curiosity. No, your curiosity gets “piqued.”

Example: When Kate Upton is featured in Guyism’s GIFterpiece theatre, everyone’s curiosity gets “piqued.”

2 Literally

This literally means in a literal or strict sense; word for word; without embellishment. If you want to be taken seriously and not as if everything you say is an exaggeration, use literally sparingly and appropriately.

Example: I will “literally” end your life in a most literal and first-degree pre-meditated sense if you misuse “literally” again.

1 I could care less
I could care less

What? That’s literally (yes, I said literally and yes, it works in that context!) the opposite of what you mean. What you actually mean is, “I couldn’t care less”, which implies that you don’t give a single French crepe about it. Whoops!

Example: “I couldn’t care less” about what you’re saying if I’m going to have to decipher it Rosetta Stone style.