We’re not sure how it’s possible, but Sir Patrick Stewart claims to have just eaten his first “slice” of pizza. He looks as satisfied as I was when I tried it for the first time 28 years ago. We’re reading this as it being the first time Sir Patrick Stewart grabbed a slice in NYC, because there is no way he could been alive for 72 years and not eaten pizza. The body would just shut down. More entertaining than he’s child-like glee is his child-size cup. Today, pizza. Tomorrow, literacola.