America, our future is not bright. It’s not bright at all. A teenage Twitter user by the name of Sarah (@QueenDemetriax_) sent a message to American Airlines threatening a terrorist attack. She was joking of course, but American Airlines took it seriously, reported her to the FBI. This is a friendly reminder not to joke about terrorism. Also, a reminder that kids are stupid. Very stupid.
After several thousand RTs, Sarah finally realized she was kind of a moron. Now she’s having a meltdown on Twitter. But don’t tell her parents, ok? She doesn’t want them to delete her account. That’s the least of her concerns, obviously.
I'm not gonna tell my parents, they'll tell me to delete my acc omg that would be the end of my life
— Sarah (@QueenDemetriax_) April 13, 2014
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One part of me says to delete that tweet but the other part says no lol idk what to do
— Sarah (@QueenDemetriax_) April 13, 2014
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I'm fucking 14 years old, do they think I'm gonna blow up a plane or something. I'm just stupid okay
— Sarah (@QueenDemetriax_) April 13, 2014
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They have my fucking IP address I'm still in shock
— Sarah (@QueenDemetriax_) April 13, 2014
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Okay today was the highlight of my twitter days
— Sarah (@QueenDemetriax_) April 13, 2014
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America, land of the free, home of the brainless. I weep for our future.