Texas man finds snake in beer, keeps partying

A man just looking to drink a couple Bud Lights reached in the case for a beer but found a snake instead. Cue “Dick in a Box.”

The story is as simple as it sounds. Marcus Forson bought an 18-pack of Bud Light, went to grab a bottle, and found a dead snake in the box. Because he’s a rational human being who doesn’t like to act as if the world is ending, he put the snake in a plastic bag and continued his party. Bud Light needs to bring back the “Real Men of Genius” commercials just to do one about this guy. He’s a refreshing change of pace in a world where everyone wants their 15 minutes of auto-tuned interview fame.

I’m happy to hear he got $20 from Budweiser, but they should have given him a year’s supply of beer instead. It’s obvious he’s a loyal customer from the news video in which KTRK made sure to get a shot of him sipping Bud Light. It’s a good thing they had that footage too because otherwise I would have thought this entire story was made up.