Grilled asparagus is delicious, but the eventual asparagus pee smell is very undesirable. Now we finally have answer for why you’ve had to turn down all those invites to German pee parties.
So what causes asparagus pee? Asparagus, dammit. You can blame the pee-r for possessing the gene that creates the odor or the pee-e for having the enzyme that allows them to smell it, but at the end of the day it’s still those little shit sticks’ fault. No other food makes me the odd man out when we’re playing swords.