‘Japan World Cup’ sounds pretty boring, but the game is anything but

Here’s a shocker: Japan World Cup is a Japanese horse race betting game that is pretty much the most batsh*t insane thing that you will see all day.

Destructoid is the party that’s responsible for bringing this eastern jewel to everyone’s attention. I normally can’t stand game footage with dorks speaking on-top, but the following is not nearly as annoying as it could be…

By the way, if you think Pink Pheromone and the other names are something the aforementioned dorks made up, you’d be wrong. They’re apparently the actual ones used by the game. I know, right?

As God as my witness, I will own a copy Japan World Cup, one of these days. I swear it.