The Onion reviews of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ so you don’t have to see it

This review of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ from The Onion’s Peter Rosenthal has basically told me everything I need to know about the movie.

It’s confirmed all of our suspicions, and hopefully saved a few of us out there a little extra money that would have been wasted on the piece of garbage that is this movie. Thanks Peter.


Japanese girl’s bikini-candy-trick will pass the time from six to midnight

Everyone on TV is taking acid and tripping balls