Before you ask, no, I’m not really blazed right now. These foods are in fact weird as hell and I felt obliged to share them with you today.
Okay, maybe I’m a little out of it but let’s chalk it up to lack of sleep and a lingering hangover from 3 Phish shows last weekend on Randall’s Island. Either way, dafuq is up with pineapples?!? Amirite?!?