Last night, Topanga (Danielle Fishel) was at the Dodgers game. So too was her former fling Cory Matthews (Ben Savage) a.k.a, the man who didn’t deserve her. Here’s fifteen times when Topanga was just too damn good for Cory, fifteen times when dude flat out embarrassed himself.
That time she killed it in a bathing suit and Cory didn’t know how to handle it
Because of the jumbotron incident
That time she was unbuttoning her pants and he was too busy talking about food
That time she flat out gave up and starting making out with other dudes
Because he did stupid stuff like this
Because his Scooby-Doo underwear was flat-out embarrassing
So too was the time she figured out how small his penis was
God I hate you Cory
Because there’s no way he could handle this
Or this
Or…DANG GIRL
Because he demanded tongue when the time didn’t call for it
That time he couldn’t even man up
That time she figured out how terrible he was at sex
Because he basically made her switch teams
