Man, look at this turkey. Look how cool he is. Dude’s just enjoying life. He’s seriously the best turkey. Nobody tell him about his upcoming murder.
This was posted on Instagram by Lions middle linebacker Stephen Tulloch. He’s probably having Thanksgiving dinner a few days early because of the game. But enough about him, let’s talk more about that turkey.
Is it me or is that turkey on a diet? And why is he smoking? Does he know about lung cancer? Can he even read? I need to know these things!