UConn RA makes a case for worst human being ever

Worst human beings ever, ranked:

1) Hitler
2) Stalin
3) Gwyneth Paltrow
4) Justin Bieber
5) Derek, the UConn RA

“Oh, you’re eating Cheerios? Let me pee in it.” ~Derek, this morning at breakfast

I’m sincerely rooting for UConn now. I want Derek to suffer tonight like he’s never suffered before. I want smoke bombs in Derek’s room, I want upper decker’s in his toilet, I want glue on his doorknob.

Go Huskies!

via Rob Dauster