Watch out, Omaha Steaks, there’s another meat by mail player in the game. Vienna Beef parodied “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” to let people know they’ll send frozen wieners right to your door. According to the story that we all seem to know, some girl from our high school just got really excited.
Vienna Beef is the official beef of the Chicago-style hot dog, and you’re missing out if you haven’t enjoyed “the snap” before.” Their wieners are as Chicago as it gets, which is likely why they recruited local celebrity Anthony DiGiovanni to unleash his hyper-stereotypical Chicago accent on their new Christmas carol. Have fun explaining why you’re hungry every time you hear “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” this year.