What to watch tonight: ROYAL BABY BONANZA

Are you contemplating suicide tonight? If so, I suggest hitting up the major news networks for your dose of Royal Baby 2013.

Royal Baby bonanza @ all the time, CNN, FOX, ABC, CBS, NBC: Kate and William had a baby boy and the news has lost its mind. Expect plenty of coverage tonight.

The Bachelorette @ 8pm, ABC: Tonight’s episode is titled, “The Men tell all” and this is where we find out about the orgies. Right?

Under the Dome @ 10pm, CBS: Because this MIGHT be the only show worth watching tonight.

Yankees-Rangers @ 7pm, ESPN: You guys, A-Rod got hurt…AGAIN. Take a moment and laugh at that.