What’s winning the Internet today (10.09.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Sex Toys For Govt. Employees

Huffington Post

They’ve already given away over 400 of these.
The Most Pleasurable Thing to Come Out of the Shutdown

Innovation at Its Finest

The Chive

What, no seat belts?
Well, That’s One Way to Do It (32 Photos)

Umm, Okay


MMA Ring Girl Kat Kelley

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And we have a new competitor for Hottest Ring Girl on the planet.
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Most Bizarre Boxing Knockout


This truly defies explanation.
The Most Bizarre Boxing Knockout Ever (Video)

Amazing Ping Pong Compilation

Maggi Caruthers in Bikinis


How does over 70 pictures sound?
Maggi Caruthers is Back With a Mondo Bikini Sizzle-Fest

Potential NFL Stars

Elite Daily

These guys might just dominate if they decided to play football.
10 International Athletes Who Deserve an NFL Contract

Hiromi Oshima in Suspenders

Gorilla Mask

And really, not a whole lot else.
Hiromi Oshima (NSFWish)

Yes, This is a Real Account


Amazing Spots to Cliff Jump


Add these to your places to visit bucket list.
Kloofing: Eight Amazing Spots to Cliff Jump

Heat Dancers in Bikinis

Busted Coverage

You may not like the Heat, but you gotta love their dancers.
Miami Heat Dancers in Bikinis at Poster Shoot [PHOTOS]

Are We Dumber Than We Think?

Death and Taxes

A new study says so.
Are Americans Actually Wicked Stupid?

Thamika Morais in Lingerie


Amazing. Another Brazilian lingerie model.
Model at Midnight: Thamika Morais

Drug Dealers: Not Smart

The Smoking Jacket

Apparently Wile E. Coyote is their role model.
5 Stories That Prove Drug Dealers Buy From the ACME Catalog

Barbara Palvin in Lingerie


Arguably the sexiest VS model of the bunch.
Barbara Palvin Continues to Be the Most Underrated Victoria’s Secret Model

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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