Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
So these are the reasons I never, ever win.
The Lottery is Cursed
Great Evil Quotes
This is why everyone loves the bad guy.
Great Evil Quotes From “Bad Guys” in Movies (26 Photos)
@netw3rk re: this
Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie
Only one word can describe this: damn.
Doutzen Kroes Drops a Ton of Seriously Sexy Lingerie Action
Annika Sorenstam’s Finger
WARNING: If squeamish, DO NOT CLICK THROUGH.
LPGA Golfer Annika Sorenstam Cuts Off Finger in Chicken Chopping Incident
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
Nicole Meyer at Her Hottest
She’s in the South African SI Swimsuit Issue.
The 20 Hottest Photos of Nicole Meyer
Apartment Hunting Mistakes
Because there is no class that teaches you how to deal with asshole landlords.
5 Things Everyone Forgets to Check When Apartment Hunting
Holly Bricken in a Bikini
You are guaranteed to like her.
SI Hot Clicks
Worst Teammates in Sports
The 6 Worst Teammates in Sports
Rosalee in a Pink Bikini
I’ve seen more fabric on a baby bib.
Greatest Quotes from ‘The Wire’
There should probably be a part two to this there are so many.
The 100 Greatest Quotes from The Wire
Beyoncé’s GQ Cover
This is a good magazine cover.
Who Will be GQ’s Sexiest Woman of the 21st Century?
These six stories will make you want to track your sperm like its liquid gold.
6 Surprising Ways You Can be a Father
Guess the Cleavage
She was born in Italy and raised by a Mormon family in Castle Rock, Colorado.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?