What’s winning the Internet today (01.10.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Lottery Conspiracies

lottery curses

truTV



So these are the reasons I never, ever win.
The Lottery is Cursed

Great Evil Quotes

great evil quotes

The Chive



This is why everyone loves the bad guy.
Great Evil Quotes From “Bad Guys” in Movies (26 Photos)

Celebrity Diving

jwoww

Twitter



@netw3rk re: this

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie

doutzen lingerie

Popoholic



Only one word can describe this: damn.
Doutzen Kroes Drops a Ton of Seriously Sexy Lingerie Action

Annika Sorenstam’s Finger

annika sorenstam finger

Busted Coverage



WARNING: If squeamish, DO NOT CLICK THROUGH.
LPGA Golfer Annika Sorenstam Cuts Off Finger in Chicken Chopping Incident

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets

Nicole Meyer at Her Hottest

nicole meyer

Heavy



She’s in the South African SI Swimsuit Issue.
The 20 Hottest Photos of Nicole Meyer

Apartment Hunting Mistakes

apartment hunting tips

Cracked



Because there is no class that teaches you how to deal with asshole landlords.
5 Things Everyone Forgets to Check When Apartment Hunting

Holly Bricken in a Bikini

holly bricken si

Sports Illustrated



You are guaranteed to like her.
SI Hot Clicks

Aaron Sele?

aaron sele

Twitter



@suss2hyphens

Worst Teammates in Sports

worst teammates

Maxim



Mamba?
The 6 Worst Teammates in Sports

Rosalee in a Pink Bikini

rosalee

Gorilla Mask



I’ve seen more fabric on a baby bib.
Rosalee (NSFWish)

Greatest Quotes from ‘The Wire’

the wire quotes

Unreality



There should probably be a part two to this there are so many.
The 100 Greatest Quotes from The Wire

Beyoncé’s GQ Cover

beyonce gq

BroBible



This is a good magazine cover.
Who Will be GQ’s Sexiest Woman of the 21st Century?

Avoiding Fatherhood

ways to become a father

The Smoking Jacket



These six stories will make you want to track your sperm like its liquid gold.
6 Surprising Ways You Can be a Father

Guess the Cleavage

celebrity cleavage

Guy Speed



She was born in Italy and raised by a Mormon family in Castle Rock, Colorado.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?