What’s winning the Internet today (03.07.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Score an Office Wife

GQ


From nine to five, she’ll be the most important person in your life.
How to Score an Office Wife

Spend Your Tax Refund on Sex

Huffington Post


There are worse ways to spend your money.
‘Stimulus Package’ Helps You Spend Tax Refund on Sex

New Rule

Twitter


@MichelleDBeadle

Edita Vilkeviciute in a Bikini

Popoholic


Might want to put on some eye protection.
Edita Vilkeviciute’s Bikini Hotness Will Melt Your Eyeballs

Things We Must Have

The Chive


I don’t care what this costs.
I Want Thaaaat (49 Photos and Video)

Ultimate Skateboarding Fails

Seren Gibson’s Hottest

Heavy


Just one more reason we love British glamour models.
The 20 Hottest Photos of Seren Gibson

Best Bachelor Party Locations

BroBIble


So you can make the most of your buddy ending his life as he knows it.
The 12 Best Locations to Have a Bachelor Party

Kimmy in One Amazing Dress

Gorilla Mask


That she seems to be having trouble keeping on.
Kimmy (NSFWish)

The College of Cardinals

Twitter


@DennisDMZ

Backflip Nutshot

Clip Nation


He calls himself “King of the Nutshots.” Seriously.
Incredible Balance Beam Backflip Nutshot (VIDEO)

Boomer Esiason’s Daughter

Busted Coverage


Heads up to anyone currently in Punta Cana.
Boomer’s Daughter Sydney Esiason Tearing Up Spring Break [PHOTOS]

Girls You Bang in College

Elite Daily


Or at least try to…
The 20 Types of Girls You Bang in College

Karlie Kloss in Lingerie

Celebslam


As she should be.
Model at Midnight: Karlie Kloss

Weird Things People Steal

Guy Speed


One of them is human hair. Ewww.
5 Unexpected Things People Steal Every Day

Smart AND Sexy

Maxim


Talented ladies who graduated from top colleges.
Baby Got Brains (and Back)

Stop ‘Helping’

Cracked


Humans kind of suck at helping each other.
The 5 Worst Things People Do When Trying to ‘Help’

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

Popoholic


6-Year-Old Break Dancer, Ultimate Wake Up Pranks, Alessandra Ambrosio and more!