Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Houston Astros’ Lack of Payroll
SI Extra Mustard
These players’ salaries outstrip the Astros’ entire payroll.
12 MLB Players Who Will Earn More Than Houston’s Entire Roster
Fat Swedish Mannequins?
truTV
I think “fat” might be the wrong word here.
Fat Swedish Mannequins Set Internet on Fire
College Sports!
Twitter
@SC_DougFarrar
Jessica Hart in Sexy MLB Gear
Popoholic
She looks so good we’ll forgive her for being in Yankees clothes.
Jessica Hart in Victoria’s Secret MLB Clothing is a Home Run
Man Attempts to Eat Spiciest Pizza
Huffington Post
This is painful to watch.
World’s Spiciest Pizza: Saltdean Sizzler of UK’s Paul’s Pizza
Bubba Watson’s Hovercraft Golf Cart
Melanie Elyza in Lingerie
Gorilla Mask
At least for awhile…
Melanie Elyza (NSFWish)
Classic ’80s TV Theme Songs
The FW
Some of the best parts of old TV shows weren’t the shows themselves.
10 Classic ’80s TV Theme Songs Guaranteed to Make You Smile
Holly Sonders Photo Shoot
Busted Coverage
I really need to start watching more Golf Channel.
Holly Sonders Golf Digest Photo Shoot
Truth
Twitter
@drewmagary
Exercise Ball Fail Compilation
Clip Nation
The most painful yoga ball clips, all in one video!
The Ultimate Exercise Ball Fail Compilation (Video)
Playboy’s Miss April
Guy Speed
Yes, there are some pictures too.
Playboy’s Miss April Jaslyn Ome Talks Calfornia, Playmates, and her Shark Obsession
Traumatizing ‘Peanuts’ Specials
Cracked
What the hell, Charlie Brown?
4 Great ‘Peanuts’ Specials for Traumatizing Children
Madlena Kalinova in Lingerie
Celebslam
Hottest Bulgarian model on the planet?
Model at Midnight: Madlena Kalinova
University of Miami GIFs
Elite Daily
In case you were wondering what it’s like to attend “The U.”
29 GIFs That Perfectly Describe the University of Miami
Girls Who Straddle the Line
Maxim
And pretty much everything else.
Girls Who Straddle the Line
What was Winning the Internet Yesterday
Popoholic
Badass Cars, Festival Girls, Nina Agdal and more!