What’s winning the Internet today (04.09.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

More Than a Mouthful

Huffington Post

These people have a slight oral fixation.
800 Straws, 92 Pencils, 65 Mini Onions and Other Ways to Fill a Mouth

A Sign From the Lord?


The key words here: “Florida Woman.”
Florida Woman Says Goldfish Cracker is a Sign From the Lord

She’s a Winner!



Magdalena Frackowiak in Lingerie


Perhaps the most underrated of the Victoria’s Secret models.
Magdalena Frackowiak’s New Lingerie Pictures are All Kinds of Hot

No Explanation

The Chive

That’s quite the impenetrable barrier there.
You Can’t Explain That (47 Photos)

Condom Applicator Slingshot Gun

Ashlie and Her Lollipop

Gorilla Mask

We’re a sucker for a girl with a lollipop.
Ashlie (NSFWish)

Penguin GIFs!

The FW

Is there anything better than penguins and GIFs?
13 Penguin GIFs and Photos to Brighten Your Day

Cowboys Cheerleaders Bikini Shoot

Busted Coverage

Again, why is this not on television?
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Bikini Shoot Heats Up

Michigan Fans



Ice Breaker Fail

Clip Nation

He just couldn’t help himself.
Ice Breaker Fail (Video)

Zuzanna Krzatala in Bikinis


NO idea how to pronounce her name, but I love her.
Model at Midnight: Zuzanna Krzatala

Best Running Sunglasses

Guy Speed

Buying the best running sunglasses is crucial.
5 Best Running Sunglasses for Trail, Road or Beach

Ashley Tisdale: Cover Girl


Sharpay Evans is all grown up.
Ashley Tisdale

Least Anticipated TV Shows


What NOT to watch this month.
The 4 Least Anticipated TV Shows of April 2013

Ashton Taylor in Bikinis

The Smoking Jacket

Ashton Taylor is a fembot come to life.
Girl on Girl: Ashton Taylor + Jessica Vaugn

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday


Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, WonderCon 2013, Candice Swanepoel and more!