What’s winning the Internet today (06.03.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Teen Builds Nuclear Reactor

nuclear reactor

truTV



It’s getting so you can’t even build your own nuclear reactor anymore
Teen Builds Nuclear Reactor for Science Fair, Gets Disqualified

Mile-High Masturbator

masturbator

Huffington Post



It’s getting so you can’t even rub one out on a plane anymore.
Woman Sues Airline Over Mile-High Masturbator

Seriously

michael douglas

Twitter



@JennyJohnsonHi5

Xenia Deli in Bikinis

xenia deli bikinis

Popoholic



Great name, better body.
Xenia Deli Unleashes Her Sizzling Bikini Perfection

Ingenuity or stupidity?

wrong vehicles

The Chive



We’re going with stupidity in most of these cases.
Maybe You Should Get a Different Vehicle (30 Photos)

The 999 Challenge: 9 Beers, 9 Hot Dogs, 9 Innings

Miss California Mabelynn Capeluj

Mabelynn Capeluj

SI Extra Mustard



One of NHL Winger Dustin Penner’s favorite ladies.
SI Hot Clicks

May’s Best Cat Videos

best cat videos

Clip Nation



Because, Internet.
The Best Cat Videos of May 2013

Jackie in a Bikini

jackie

Gorilla Mask



The top is nice, the bottoms are better.
Jackie (NSFWish)

Liars

liars

Twitter



@PhilCokesBrain

West Virginia University GIFs

wvu gifs

Elite Daily



Life as a Mountaineer… in GIF form.
25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going to West Virginia University

Paulina Gretzky in Lingerie

paulina gretzky lingerie

Busted Coverage



She may have found her true calling.
Paulina Gretzky’s New Lingerie Pics are Hot

Explaining the Real World

real world gifs

MTV Guy Code



Here’s your other commencement speech, recent college graduate.
Explaining the Real World to New College Graduates [GIFs]

Camille Rowe in Bikinis

camille rowe

Celebslam



Her body was created to wear bikini tops.
Model at Midnight: Camille Rowe

Scenes in Every Marvel Movie

every marvel movie

Cracked



AKA the “cut and paste” method of filmmaking.
5 Weirdly Specific Scenes You See in Every Marvel Movie

Masuimi Max: Fetish Model

Masuimi Max

The Smoking Jacket



Now this is real entrepreneurial spirit.
Masuimi Max Wants to Show You Her Products