What’s winning the Internet today (06.05.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Stolen Sex Toys

Huffington Post

Her name is Chelsey Coutts for all you guys lining up to date her now.
Woman Has $500 Worth of Sex Toys Stolen From Car Trunk

Movies Backwards

The Chive

TBS would still show it every other weekend.
If You Watch These Movies Backwards…(29 Photos)

Bow Chicka Wow Wow



Natalie Suliman in Bikinis


Might want to take a break, there are over 50 pics here.
Natalie Suliman Busts Out Her Bodacious Bikini Uber Hotness

Worst Road Trip People


Don’t be one of these guys this summer.
The 5 Worst People to Have With You on Road Trips

Lie Witness News – Kim and Kanye’s New Baby

Pashence is Her Name

Gorilla Mask

If you were dating her, patience would be the last thing on your mind.
Pashence (NSFWish)

The Science of Hangovers

Clip Nation

He reveals the only true hangover remedy.
The Science of Hangovers (Video)

Victoria Justice in a Bikini


But wait, there’s more!
Victoria Justice Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Master and Servant



Do These in Your 20s

Elite Daily

There will never be a better time to embrace all that the world has to offer.
The 20 Things You Need to Do in Your 20s

Best of Adriana Lima

Busted Coverage

How did they ever narrow it down to 95?
95 Best Adriana Lima Photos For Summer

How to Fake Being Classy

MTV Guy Code

Most men are absolute pigs, these tips will help.
How to Trick People Into Thinking You’re Classy

Malena Costa in Lingerie


Get this: she also models bikinis!
Model at Midnight: Malena Costa

Ridiculous Expulsions


Why do schools waste time and resources kicking kids out for this dumbfuckery?
The 5 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Expelled

Tuesday Tease

The Smoking Jacket

It’s Hump Day!
**TUESDAY TEASE** Gets You to Hump Day

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

SI Extra Mustard

A Ship Launch Fail, Playground Fails, Sage Erickson and more!