What’s winning the Internet today (07.03.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Professional Mermaids?

mermaids

Huffington Post



Professional Mermaids.
Professional Mermaids Find True Love Under the Sea

Coolest Strategy Games

android games

Heavy



Because you need more reasons to waste time.
Top 10 Strategy Games for Android

And Clue!

connect the dots

Twitter



@BurritoBrosShit

Nicole Williams

nicole williams

Popoholic



Yet another hot model to put on your radar.
Nicole Williams is New and Bodaciously Hot

Tampon Flasks?

tampon flask

SI Extra Mustard



Tampon Flasks.
Innovative New Tool for Sneaking Booze into NFL Games? Tampon Flasks

One Direction Caption Fail

Jordan Ashley on a Boat

jordan ashley

Gorilla Mask



And on a sofa, and in the kitchen…
Jordan Ashley (NSFWish)

Toddler Hot Dog Eating Contest?

toddler hot dog eating

truTV



Toddler Hot Dog Eating Contest.
2013 Coney Island Toddler Hot Dog Eating Contest

Ana Beatriz Barros in Bikinis

ana beatriz

DrunkenStepfather



She should always be wearing a bikini.
Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s

Can You Imagine?

nancy grace

Twitter



@Mengus22

More Kickass Animals

best animals

The Chive



Awww, look, he’s watching TV!
Animals That Don’t Suck (39 Photos)

Jessie James in a Bikini

jessie james bikini

Busted Coverage



Reason #1 why she’s my favorite country singer.
Jessie James in Bikini on Honeymoon With Eric Decker [PHOTOS]

Some Very Angry Soccer Fans

soccer fans throw chairs

Clip Nation



Annnd yet another reason why I still don’t get soccer.
Soccer Fans Throw Furniture at Team President (Video)

Jasmine Tookes in Lingerie

jasmine tookes

Celebslam



With bonus bikini photos!
Model at Midnight: Jasmine Tookes

Death-Defying Moments

x games

Elite Daily



Are these folks really brave or just really stupid?
Most Death-Defying Moments in X Games History

Sexy Selfies

babes

The Smoking Jacket



These women really know how to take a picture.
**TUESDAY TEASE** Will Get You There

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

agdal swimsuit

SI Extra Justard



Dogs vs. Sprinklers, Female vs. Male Strippers, Nina Agdal and more!