What’s winning the Internet today (07.03.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Professional Mermaids?

Huffington Post

Professional Mermaids.
Professional Mermaids Find True Love Under the Sea

Coolest Strategy Games


Because you need more reasons to waste time.
Top 10 Strategy Games for Android

And Clue!



Nicole Williams


Yet another hot model to put on your radar.
Nicole Williams is New and Bodaciously Hot

Tampon Flasks?

SI Extra Mustard

Tampon Flasks.
Innovative New Tool for Sneaking Booze into NFL Games? Tampon Flasks

One Direction Caption Fail

Jordan Ashley on a Boat

Gorilla Mask

And on a sofa, and in the kitchen…
Jordan Ashley (NSFWish)

Toddler Hot Dog Eating Contest?


Toddler Hot Dog Eating Contest.
2013 Coney Island Toddler Hot Dog Eating Contest

Ana Beatriz Barros in Bikinis


She should always be wearing a bikini.
Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s

Can You Imagine?



More Kickass Animals

The Chive

Awww, look, he’s watching TV!
Animals That Don’t Suck (39 Photos)

Jessie James in a Bikini

Busted Coverage

Reason #1 why she’s my favorite country singer.
Jessie James in Bikini on Honeymoon With Eric Decker [PHOTOS]

Some Very Angry Soccer Fans

Clip Nation

Annnd yet another reason why I still don’t get soccer.
Soccer Fans Throw Furniture at Team President (Video)

Jasmine Tookes in Lingerie


With bonus bikini photos!
Model at Midnight: Jasmine Tookes

Death-Defying Moments

Elite Daily

Are these folks really brave or just really stupid?
Most Death-Defying Moments in X Games History

Sexy Selfies

The Smoking Jacket

These women really know how to take a picture.
**TUESDAY TEASE** Will Get You There

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

SI Extra Justard

Dogs vs. Sprinklers, Female vs. Male Strippers, Nina Agdal and more!