What’s winning the Internet today (07.18.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Florida’s Mermaid Bias

Huffington Post


Can’t a Sexy Mermaid Just Get a Break These Days?
Mermaid Kicked Out of Pools For “No Fin” Policy

The Jeff Bridges Matrix

Heavy


It’s broken into four categories: Bearded, Clean Shaven, Stoned or Drunk and Sober.
The Jeff Bridges Matrix

That is Classy

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@chrissyteigen

Jessica Perez in Bikinis

Popoholic


Why don’t we see this woman modeling bikinis more often?
Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures are in the House!

DeSean Jackson’s New Music Video

SI Extra Mustard


The song couldn’t be why they’re bored, could it?
All of the Women in DeSean Jackson’s New Music Video Look Bored

2013 LA Kings Ice Girl Tryouts

Miss Jenna Being Amazing

Gorilla Mask


You are going to REALLY like the shirt she’s wearing.
Jenna (NSFWish)

Unbelievable Science Facts

The Chive


Mind. Blown.
Science Facts That Will Shake Up Your Universe (30 Photos)

Jennifer Walcott in Bikinis

Busted Coverage


She was a Playmate, you know? A very good Playmate.
Adam Archuleta’s Wife, Jennifer Walcott, Back to Bikini Modeling

Good Work If You Can Get It

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@danjenkinsgd

You Will Want One of These

Clip Nation


Watch it blow away a Nissan Skyline R33 GTS-T in a drag race.
The World’s Fastest Mobility Scooter (Video)

Eva Bohatova in Lingerie

Celebslam


Czech please!
Model at Midnight: Eva Bohatova

Preacher Goes H.A.M.

HyperVocal


This was at a funeral, mind you.
Fire & Brimstone Preacher Goes H.A.M. at South Carolina Funeral (Video)

Kelly Brook in ‘Nuts’

DrunkenStepfather


She really is an attractive woman.
Kelly Brook Big T**ties for Nuts

Totally Insane Sports

The Smoking Jacket


That one looks fun.
5 Totally Insane Sports You’ve Never Heard Of

Porn Star Tweets

Maxim


That first one is just sad.
This Week in Porn Star Tweets

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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Girls and Guns, Best U.S. Cites For Stoners, Petra Nemcova and more!