Woman with world’s largest hips is less appealing than it may sound

Dating back to Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” heyday, the world has had a love affair with wide hipped girls slinging it around town. “So womanly!” right? Well then, brace yourselves for Mikel Ruffinelli, a woman with hips measuring EIGHT FOOT AROUND.

“I love my curves, I love my hips, I love my attributes,” Ruffinelli tells Barcroft Media in the YouTube video. “The gene of big hips runs in my family.”

Ruffinelli says her hips have grown in particular due to having children, of which she now has four.

The man in her life tells Barcroft that, because of his relationship with Ruffinelli, “I’ve got a license to work with heavy equipment…you know what I’m sayin’?” Classy!

But the best part of the video (obviously other than Ruffinelli having to walk down a hallway sideways)?

Oh, case closed then. 2/10, hips are the size of a bathtub, would not bang. Glad this random guy got it all sorted out for us.