The best way to get back at an ex is to become wildly successful to the point that you can rub it in their face and make them feel like shit for breaking up with you, which is exactly what Kevin Cotter did when his wife of 12 years walked out on him in 2009.
How did he become wildly successful, you ask? Did he start his own business? Win the lottery? Form a Top 40’s rock band whose first album went platinum?
None of those. He took his ex-wife’s wedding dress…and shat all over it.
Well, not literally. He took her dress and fucked it up real good though.
For the last four years Kevin has spent his time coming up with 101 ways to fuck with his ex-wife’s wedding dress which he then compiled into a book, aptly titled 101 Uses For My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress. According to Kevin,
‘The idea came up when I was having dinner with my parents, brother, and sister-in-law a little while after my ex moved out.
‘At dinner I explained to my family that she left the dress and asked them what I thought was a serious question – what do I do with it?
‘My brother suggested I wipe my ass with it and my sister-in-law said there were probably 101 uses so we immediately took out a pen and paper and started brainstorming ideas.’
Wonderfully vindictive ideas such as “gas cap,” “gym towel,” “hammock” and “sled” are just a few of the uses Kevin came up with for his book, and while Kevin re-married in 2010 there’s no word yet on whether or not he’s planning to use his current wife’s dress as a toilet mat.
Check out some of the ways Kevin fucked with his ex-wife’s dress below:
[H/T Daily Mail]