If you didn’t grow up either playing with or blowing up G.I. Joes then were you ever really a child? Probably not. Chances are that you were actually some sort of Benjamin Button baby with the mind of an 80-year-old man and the body of a little pink squealing pig-child. That’s okay though! Because you can now pretend you were a real child who did real child-things like play with G.I. Joes by watching this video.