“The first time is gonna last all of 30 seconds. Be prepared to use hands, and mouth until you’re ready for round 2.”
Truer words have never been spoken. The first time almost always sucks because both of you don’t know what you’re doing and you’re both basically just flopping around on each other, but it gets better…hopefully. If it doesn’t get better than just solemnly resign to your sad life of awful sex and awkward hand jobs.
Consolation prize: you’re not alone.
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