Annnd Here’s What A $2.5 Million Dildo Looks Like

by 4 years ago
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$2.5 million. For a dildo. That’s right. Forget a sprawling estate or a one of a kind sports car or even 2.5 million razors from the Dollar Shave Club, you need a $2.5 million dildo. I mean, when it comes to your lady, you can’t put a price on love right?

So what is so special about this particular dildo that it warrants such an outlandish price tag? Let’s go to the dildo’s eBay page (yes, it’s for sale on eBay)…

This amazing experience started in 2001 with an outsourcing venture.

This venture was for healing myself from really hard and unreal situations in my life, while being in the bush in a mitchuap (a mitchuap is like a teepee) a Healer messaged me become an artist “a Healer says, always play the song that pleases you.”

Maybe 3 years after, while ice fishing on 7 foot of ice in may ( dug with my axe ) at the lake. After catching a few fish, at dinner time a Reader came to me and gave a message that I should draw our spirits. After 4 years in the bush I came out a different man with a mission. This mission is to sculpt spirits. All the spirits that the artist sculpted were stored in his glass cabinet for personal viewing. But this Kyynmwahppt spirit started in 2004 and it was finished in 2013. All this time and effort that were taken to give honor to Kyynmwahppt, and after countless and countless hours of trying to make the colors stand out and can send out it’s power of seeing all the positive things in life.

Ohhhhh, I get it. The dildo contains “the spirit of Kyynmwahppt — the ever watchful good spirit to help you see all positive things in life.” Makes total sense now.


Once I scrape together the $926 it will cost to have it shipped to me after I win the auction, I am totally placing a bid. There’s nothing too good for my girl, I always say.

H/T Vocativ; Money image by Shutterstock


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