A trip to Walmart is like a roulette of sad, disturbing, astounding, amazing, once-in-a-lifetime and bizarre events. You might see a monkey wearing baby clothes being carted around and eating Cheetos or a customer screaming at a shampoo bottle or fights. Lots and lots of fights. But a fireworks extravaganza inside of a Walmart is a rather shocking thing to see, even for Walmart standards.
We’re exactly two weeks from the 4th of July, but three gentlemen were so patriotic and so excited about Independence Day that they lit fireworks.
Inside Walmart.
The culprits ignited an entire shelf of fireworks, sending sparks and explosives everywhere at a Walmart in Phoenix, Arizona.
Watch out for falling prices and M-80s streaking towards your face.
Fortunately, no one was injured in the incident that happened last Wednesday.
Police are still searching for the suspects, and I have heard rumors that the arsonist has oddly-shaped feet.
You want razors or just look at the back of the box of a video game? Sorry, you’ve got to literally spend 30 minutes hunting down an employee so that they can unlock the glass case. You want highly explosive fireworks, sure they’re right out in the open for all to blow up the store with.
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