Step up your Tinder game because you are competing against Joe and he has decades more wisdom than you do. The 89-year-old grandfather of six is on the prowl for pussy on Tinder thanks to his grandson Cole.
Even though Joe is happily married, he never got to experience modern dating advances such as Tinder. His grandson put up a profile on the dating app to honeydick some young ladies.
Instead of putting that he occasionally shits his pants, forgets where he lives from time to time and once took Rita Hayworth out on a date for a malted, Joe did the same thing every single person does on Tinder; He lied.
On his profile. He said he was a 21-year-old filmmaker and used a photo of him when he was a strapping, young buck. It actually worked! He matched with 37 girls and five agreed to go on a date that was to be filmed for his “documentary” he was working on.
First impressions by the ladies varied from “Ohhh. Hi.” disappointment to “This is awesome!” excitement.
On one of the dates, he met a nice girl who worked at a sex toy shop. When gramps asks her what her favorite activity is she replied, “Pegging.” Seeing the blank look on Joe’s face, she explains the butt stuff, “It involves a dildo and um… a gentleman’s behind.” That was immediately followed by a shot.
Meanwhile his grandson wisely used this elaborate ruse of his “Grandpa gets bored and goes on Tinder” to attempt to date the ladies that are not interested in someone who could die at any second. But it turns out that women don’t like when you purposely lie to them and make them waste their time so nobody got any tail.
[DailyDot]