Donald Trump’s weekend is not what you would call fun and relaxing. First, there was an unearthed video of him recommending that you should “grab ’em by the pussy,” and now there is audio of the Republican presidential candidate saying some pretty peculiar and outlandish things.
We all know that Donald Trump loves his daughter Ivanka, especially in this photo of her sitting on his lap when she was 15-years-old. Then at the Republican National Convention, there was an odd embrace that Trump gave his daughter where he unnecessarily grabbed her hips.
CNN has combed through hours and hours of audio of Donald Trump appearing on the Howard Stern Show over a 17-year period, and mined some pretty noteworthy audio clips.
In an October 2006 interview, Stern remarks that Ivanka “looks more voluptuous than ever,” and asks Trump if she got breast implants.
“No. No she didn’t. I would know if she did,” Trump says. “Why did she look a little more fat?”
“She’s actually always been very voluptuous,” Trump responds. “She’s tall, she’s almost 6 feet tall and she’s been, she’s an amazing beauty.”
This all a very odd conversation to be having about your daughter’s tits.
Trump does then commend Ivanka on how intelligent she is.
“She went to the Warton School of Finance and graduated with virtually all A’s,” Trump says with pride. “So she’s a very smart young woman.”
In an interview from September 2004, Trump says, “My daughter is beautiful, Ivanka.”
“By the way, your daughter,” says Stern. “She’s beautiful,” Trump replies.
“Can I say this? A piece of ass,” Stern responds.
“Yeah,” Trump says.
To his credit, Trump does once again pivot to how incredibly smart Ivanka is.
“She was a very successful model and at 18 she stopped cold turkey and went to the Warton School of Finance and got all A’s and she’s been a great student. And now she’s going to be starting in the business.”
In this interview from 2002, Trump details the hardships of an older gentleman dating a 21-year-old girl – the girl is studying algebra. Trump says 30 is “a perfect age.” However, Trump says when they turn 35-years-old, then “it’s called check-out time.”
When asked if he could be banging 24-year-old, Trump responds, “Oh, absolutely. I’d have no problem.”
Trump, who just turned 60 during the time of the interview, said he doesn’t have an age range but does have an age limit.
In 1997, Trump then talked about having sex with a woman was on her period. The possible next President of the United States admitted that he had earned his redwings.
In one of the few sound bites that could possible help Trump in the election, the Donald does not deny that he has had sex with black women.
“Well, it depends on what your definition of black is,” Trump said.
“Interesting. I like this discussion. His bed is a rainbow,” Stern said.
“The rainbow coalition, as Rev. Jesse would say,” Trump said.
There goes Trump’s chance at getting the white supremacist vote.
In case you were wondering when Trump lost his virginity, the answer is 14-years-old.
“It was a young woman, who was really beautiful, she the hot little girl in high school or grammar school or whatever,” Trump said. “She was hot. I haven’t seen her. I haven’t seen her.”
AAnd in case you were wondering if Donald J. Trump has ever had a threesome, he responded, “Haven’t we all.” Adding, “are we babies?”
I sadly just realized I was a baby.
In a sound clip from 1993, Trump said he couldn’t care less if he “couldn’t care less” if he satisfies a woman in bed.
While Trump was discussing Tiger Woods, Stern asks, “Do you believe in sex addiction?” And Trump responds, “No, I believe people like sex a lot. People like you, people like me. Tiger.”
When asked if Tiger’s ex-wife Elin Nordegren was hot, Trump answered, “Yeah, she’s fine.”
Stern asks, “You don’t think she’s that hot?”
“It depends by what standard,” Trump replied. “What standard are you judging?”
Trump gives Elin a grade of a “solid 9,” but then gave her a score of 8.
Trump and Howard discuss the mistresses that Tiger had sex with.
Stern said one of Woods’s mistresses was able to enchant Tiger with a special talent. “She does a position where Tiger Woods— I’m gonna be a little bit graphic— Tiger stood her on her head — listen to this… Spun her around. He put his penis in her behind and then put his fingers in the vagina…”
Trump added, “Tiger is definitely not gay.”
Co-host Robin Quivers asked Trump if having sex with the Miss Universe or Miss USA contestants could be construed as a conflict of interest.
“It could be a conflict of interest,” Trump said. “But, you know, it’s the kind of thing you worry about later, you tend to think about the conflict a little bit later on.”
While discussing celebrity boxing in 2002, Trump talked about Paula Jones, who accused Bill Clinton of sexual harassment in the 1990s.
“That Paula Jones fight, she was not very talented,” Trump said. “That was pretty pathetic.”
“It’s funny because Paula Jones would get hit, she’d run,” Quivers said.
“She would run, it’s too bad she didn’t run like that from Bill (Clinton),” Trump replied.
Trump was perplexed that Howard Stern could stay faithful to his wife.
With all this bizarre audio and Hillary Clinton’s leaked emails, can we just cancel the 2016 presidential election?