This Is What A Backflop Looks Like And It’s The Most Painful Experience I’ll Pay Stupid Kids $5 To Try This Summer

Me: Hey kid, I’ll give you $5 if you go down this water slide and land flat on your back when you hit the water?

Kid: Heck yeah okay!
Internally: stupid girl, what an easy $5

*Kid goes down slide*
*Kid lands in water*
*Kid’s organs explode on impact*
*Kid dies*

Me: That’s what I thought…bitch.