Bad News, Bros: Your Subway Foot-long Is Not Really A Foot-Long



Years ago, the Internet discovered that a Subway foot-long is not actually one foot long. Shock and outrage ensued. But we all know that the Internet’s attention span is short and no one really reads on the Internet anymore besides checking your symptons on WebMD (you definitely have cancer). Since all you use the Internet for is watching porn and funny YouTube videos (after you’ve watched porn), here’s a video debunking popular fast foot claims, like how big a Subway foot-long really is.