Beer Truck Commits Ultimate Party Foul In Florida, Spills Thousands Of Bud Lights All Over The Highway

A tragedy occurred in Tampa, Florida this morning, where a beer truck overturned on Interstate 75. According to an AP report, Florida Highway Patrol says 23-year-old truck driver Malcolm Jamal Wilcox of Fernandina Beach was distracted by a small dog riding in the cab and lost control of the vehicle.

When you’re a beer truck driver, this is the ultimate party foul you can commit. Thousands of beers were lost in the accident.

A moment of silence for all the beers that will never reach a Florida Bro’s lips. Here are photos of now-useless beer, via the Florida Highway Patrol:

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