Groot Beer
From Think Geek:
Groot and Rocket Raccoon have a very unique friendship. One is quite calm and grounded (he is a tree, after all) and one is smaller and much more hyper. And yet, put the two together and you have instant, galactic besties! In celebration of this friendship (and to conquer the vile villain known as thirst), we’re proud to present this GotG Collector’s Edition Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel Two-Pack.
PlayStation Flow
Don’t let a little thing like swimming in a pool interrupt your important video game playing time. Sony’s PlayStation Flow comes with swim goggles and portable dryer so you can continue your gaming despite the underwater environment.
Alamo Monster Truck Rental Program
FUCK YASSSS! Never worry about traffic while on vacation ever again.
Bouncy Supermarket Aisles
U.K. grocery store chain Tesco is changing the game with their trampoline rows in aisles. With British beauty Lucy Mecklenburgh as their sexy spokesmodel, they introduced their shopping innovation that is certain to have people shouting, “Cleanup Aisle 5!” Or we could just not have shelves that are taller than the reach of normal people.
Introducing: Bouncy Aisles, in-store from Friday.
Those pesky products on high shelves better watch out… pic.twitter.com/qevQkG4gYn— Tesco (@Tesco) April 1, 2015
UberBOAT
Sorry, this nautical version of the popular Uber rideshare program will only be available in Bangkok. Seems like Venice would have been a better rollout market.
Honda HR-V Selfie Edition
What if your entire vehicle was a personal selfie studio that snapped photos of you from every angle? That’s the promise in Honda’s all-new HR-V Selfie Edition. The hybrid is equipped with “10 cameras across the interior and exterior, the HR-V Selfie Edition allows drivers to snap self-portraits while the car is in Park.” Safety first.