Jacksonville State Bro Successfully Crowdfunds A 20-Piece McNugget Meal From McDonald’s, Is An American Hero


Michael Panik of Jacksonville State University (in Alabama) is a triangle trying to fit in with a world of squares. He’s the salmon that swims downstream when all the other stupid salmon are swimming upstream and jumping into the mouths of grizzly bears. While all the other Jack and Diane’s of the world are using crowdfunding to raise money for their shitty new products, or to fund their Honeymoon because they spent all of their money on a new house and think the world owes them something. Michael Panik is a hero to bros everywhere because he wanted a 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meal from McDonald’s but didn’t want to spend a dime of his own money.

He knew the risks involved with eating a 20-piece but he gave no fucks.
Michael Panik saw his chance to taste greatness, both in the form of success and the flavor of that succulent white chicken from MacDeezy…and he seized his chance to live in infamy from now until forever.

This is Michael Panik’s story of crowdfunding (on GoFundMe) a 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meal from McDonald’s:


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Michael Panik is a bro. He’s a hero. And he’ll now forever be a legend among the students of Jacksonville State University after becoming the first student in the history of the school to successfully crowdfund his meal at McDonald’s. Everyone tip your caps to Michael Panik, the bro just taught us all that dreams do come true when you set your mind to something and work hard enough.

[UniLad]