Hey man, if you’re willing to go out and buy this busted afterbirth of a suit just to pull a couple extra Tinder matches then more power to you. What I’d REALLY like to know though, is whether or not “James” got laid after matching these 1,609 lovely ladies. 1,609 matches is an admittedly impressive feat, but if zero of those ladies even bothered to at least meet up with him in person…nah. Suit ain’t worth the money in that case.
Also, what’s James going to do after Christmas is over? Invest in a Martin Luther King Jr. Day parka? Grab a St. Patrick’s Day pair of slacks and hope lightning strikes twice in the same place? Nah – dude best be taking advantage of his success while it’s still in the palm of his hand.
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[H/T Reddit]