‘Brunch Ryders Anthem’ Will Make You Realize How Insane White People Are

New York comedian David Foster had the balls to make a parody of DMX’s “Rough Ryders Anthem” about brunch. If you weren’t terrified of white people and their batshit insane passion for brunching, this will put you over the edge. I hope every girl in Murray Hill is haunted by this song.

Try to get the image of him on the toilet out of your head this weekend before settling into that omelette.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com