Burger King Introduces Hands-Free Whopper, Maybe Inspired by The Onion

Burger King. Real life, today:

Burger King recently handed out 50 “Hands-Free Whoppers” to loyal customers in Puerto Rico, as you can see in the video above. We don't know if the move was inspired by The Onion. God help us all.

(Here's another question I have: I know Puerto Rico is technically a U.S. territory, but can we bypass the “fat American” stereotype in this case and put all the burden on the Puerto Ricans? It's essentially a different country. C'mon.)

[H/T: Buzzfeed]