Busch Gardens Evacuated After Orangutan Escapes, Inevitable Animal Uprising Is One Step Closer To Reality


Alligators are murdering children, 400-pound gorillas whipping young children around, swordfish are trying to skewer divers, mountain lions are attacking 5-year-old boys and now an orangutan escapes its enclosure to do who knows what barbaric act. The animal uprising is real and it is happening right before our eyes.

A portion of the Busch Gardens theme park in Tampa, Florida was evacuated and closed off after an orangutan escaped.

The war between humans and animals is definitely going down in the near future, the beasts have had enough of us locking them in zoos, and they are about to revolt.

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