Jeep-Driving Cali Bro Has the Most Honest Bumper Sticker Ever

Some people just sugarcoat their desires. This man, however, knows EXACTLY what he wants in life. He’s not even subtle about it.

He’d rather be going down on a girl than sitting in traffic and he wants the whole world to know. What a boss.

Shout out to AG for the pic.

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