Would Ya Look At These Nine Little Chinese Kids Perfectly Jumping Rope In Unison?

Well, woulda ya? You’re already here. Just press click. Or however it works.

They jump it 200 hundred times. That’s impressive, these nine kids hopping in perfect synchronization. It would probably take years to put something like this on in America. Hell, it might not even possible, as at least one parent of these kids would complain that the act of jumping is discriminatory to their little Jimmy and pull them out of school all together.

What I’m saying is America sucks.

Also, look at the laser focus of the kid up front. He’s gonna be a general in the Chinese military one day. I guarantee it. That or jailed for contributing to an American’s enjoyment of a viral video. Could really go either way.