Cigarette Smoking, Chill Ass Crab Is Your New Role Model

Spotted in North Philly, probably waiting for his hooker crab ladies to finish turning their crab tricks so he can collect the night’s crab cash, is this baller crab bro.


I didn’t even know crabs could be bros until I saw this. But I stand corrected.

Be more like this crab, bros.

[Via Gawker]