Cigarette Smoking, Chill Ass Crab Is Your New Role Model
Spotted in North Philly, probably waiting for his hooker crab ladies to finish turning their crab tricks so he can collect the night’s crab cash, is this baller crab bro.
my friend just posted this real-life photo of a crab wandering the streets of north philly with a cigarette pic.twitter.com/Nqvewf9e0A
— ✖️ (@mghnplr) September 13, 2015
I didn’t even know crabs could be bros until I saw this. But I stand corrected.
Be more like this crab, bros.