These Are The 25 Cities Where Women Had The Most Sex In 2016, So Guys In St. Louis What’s Your Excuse?

Are you looking to relocate to another city? There are many factors you should look into before moving to a new locale such as affordability, employment opportunities, crime rates, climate, and most importantly do the ladies like to play a little game called “hide the sausage.”

An app called Eve, which tracks women’s menstrual cycle and sexual activity, surveyed 500,000 women around this great country to find the cities where women had the most sex in 2016.

Eve, which was named Google Play’s “most innovative app” in 2016, revealed the top 25 metropolises in the U.S. where ladies “got laid the most in 2016, on average.”

Apparently, the luck-ducky citizens of St. Louis definitely do not have the St. Louis Blues, because they were the top city for banging in 2016.

This comes a day after St. Louis made the 2016 Most Sinful Cities in America list. After Las Vegas, St. Louis ranked #2 on the list, which measured excesses and vices such as obesity, smoking, and excessive drinking. The excessive drinking may have lead to the top city for fucking title.

Eve also divulged which astrological signs bump fuzzies the most.

  1. Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
  2. Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
  3. Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
  4. Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
  5. Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

If you are fortunate to find an Aquarius from St. Louis your nether regions are probably chaffing right now. Good for you.