Man, I get that there’s a service requirement set by the U.S. Postal Service saying all mail should be delivered in a mailbox or door slot, but this one’s harsh. Couldn’t you have just knocked, bro?
In big, bold letters, the envelope states “DIPLOMA – DO NOT BEND.” And what did his mailman do? The one thing the envelope explicitly said not to. Bent the shit out of it. I’d be fuming, bros. Like hey man, do you know how hard I worked for this shit!? From what I hear, diploma reprints aren’t cheap/easy to come by either.
I know December is quite a ways off, but I don’t think I’m out of line saying no Christmas card for you this year, mailman.