This Memorial Day Marriage Proposal On A Boat Failed As Hard As It Possibly Could’ve Failed

This Is Why You Should NEVER Count On An Owl To Deliver Your Wedding Rings To The Altar

Poor Fool Gets Hilariously Stuck In A Trash Can When He Tries To Stand On The Bottom And It Gives Way

Little Kid’s First Motorcycle Ride Ends About As Badly As It Possibly Could

Apparently Illiterate Mailman Delivered A Diploma LIKE THIS To A Hopefully Literate College Graduate

Trampoline Triple Backflip Attempt Fails SO HARD And It’s A Miracle This Kid Walked It Off

Stupid Terrorist Blows Himself Up When His Stupid Rocket Launcher Malfunctions

It’s A Miracle This Skier Is Alive After Falling 1,600 Feet Down The Face Of This Mountain

Ahhhh, I’m Hang-Gliding! Take A Good Picture, Honey…! I’M DEAD

Asshole Little Kid With A Basketball Annihilates Poor Girl Passing By On A Bike

This Insane Interstate Accident Is Exactly Why You Don’t Take 3 Lanes To Make An Exit

Why Is This Poor Woman Who Super Glued Her Eye Shut On The News And Not In A Goddamn Hospital?

Pro Tip: If You Plan On Bat-Flipping Like A Total Boss, Make Sure It’s A Home Run First

Well, Running Onto The Field Couldn’t Have Gone Any Worse For This Cincinnati Band Member

Kenyan Man Debuts Homemade Plane On Live TV, Fails Epically To Achieve What The Wright Brothers Did In 1903

All I’m Watching Today is This Girl Getting Smashed in the Face While Trying to Return a Kick-off