COMMENTS OF THE WEEK: Everyone Wants To Talk About Blowjobs, Including Our Female Readers

University Of Oklahoma’s President Has A POWERFUL Statement For SAE Fraternity by stephen hurst

My girls a lawyer so i asked her what she thought(doesnt specialize in 1st amend to be fair). The univ is legally wrong here, but has the power of public opinion to back them up. The govt uses this all the time. They may be wrong, but the outcry is so overwhelming the person just hurts themselves by following their legal recourse.
They never infringed on anyones rights. Private groups are allowed to have private things even if they are rracist. Even more so at a state school. This wasnt an event that was held it was a video of a private gathering. Unless the propagate bigotry in the open the univ has no standing.

Contrary to popular belief the first amendment is designed to PROTECT UNPOPULAR SPEACH. As a state institution and a facility of higher learning its their job to uphold their right to say whatever they want short of purposefully inciting violence.
So essentially they can go after the univ but it would make the SAE national chapter look bad so you wont hear anything.

This is like an NRA argument. Are they fighting for a murderer to have a gun? Of course not but you cant let the case go to set precedent for a legitimate gun owner.

Sometimes we must protect the stupid, so that the rest of us dont lose our rights.

 

Elderly Woman Gets Absolutely Wrecked After Getting Hit In The Face By Errant Pass From Lance Stephenson by Glenn Genereux

Damn, in general I hate when I am at a sports event, look around and see people on their phones, playing games, etc. Why did you come to the game? But you sit in the first row at a basketball game you better be into action and have your head up.

 

This $57,000 Speeding Ticket Proves Finland Loves Punishing Rich People Just For Being Rich by Chris Earp

If I recall correctly, tickets are just a percentage of your yearly income. If that’s true, then they’re clearly not punishing people for being rich. In reality it’s a mechanism to ensure that the ticket impacts citizens equally- it actually seems a lot more fair to me.

 

Bro King Leonardo DiCaprio Saves Adrian Grenier’s Kickstarter With Last-Minute $50,000 Donation by Hairpiece

400 miles doesnt seem like much of an expedition… that’s like a small circle in the ocean, while they’re crossing their fingers in hopes to find this whale.. Chyna, is a lonely whale… desperately posting on youtube… trying to be found. I should get funded to bang her.

 

Did You Know Donald Trump Has A Hot 21-Year-Old Ivy League Daughter Who Likes To Wear Swimsuits? You Do Now by Supersizedsumo

If she made a porno, it would be called The Apprentits.

 

Kyrie Irving Hits Game-Tying 3-Pointer To Send Game To OT, Leads Cavs To Win With Amazing 57 Point Performance by DJ_Mirage

That was a great game. SA should have won that game 9 times out of 10, but Kyrie had one of those nights that kept then in the game. SA held LeBron in check, he turned it over in the clutch moments. But after Kyrie did his thing and win them the game and the pressure was off all of a sudden LeBron hit 2 shots… See a pattern? The 9 times out of ten Kyrie scores less than 40 in this game they lose. David Blatt was playing James Jones at PF (he’s a SG, not even good) and had him guarding Diaw! Thats just idiotic, Blatt is too used to Europe, if the Cavs had a coach that knew the NBA basics they’d be even better and not getting away with stupid moves like that.

 

New Scientific Analysis Has Pinpointed The Exact Year Men Started CRUSHING IT On Planet Earth by stephen hurst

99% of all species that were once alive are now extint. Thats regardless of us.

In the words of the late great George Carlin The world isnt going anywhere. Its been around for 4.5 billion years and going strong. HUMANS are screwed.
And the idea that we can be paet of the environment and not chnge it is silly.

This is only troubling if you think humans are supposed to be permanent or something. We arent. We can just see our end coming. Thats the only difference.

 

Courtney Stodden Reaffirmed On Instagram That Yes, Her Breasts Are Still Comically Large by Billy_Clydesdale

I went on a NOLS trip back in ’05 where we traversed part of Wyoming’s Wind River Mountain Range and spent the last two days braving the wilds of Mount Stoddenton. After summiting Left Stoddenton, we planted an American flag with 2 one dollar bills taped to it. We then began the descent in order to make camp in the flatlands just south of Mount Stoddenton. The next day we broke camp, and set out towards the fishing hole due South of the Stoddenton Mountains. At the Stoddenton fishing hole we were able to land several large rainbow trout, as well as a suspiciously large number of class rings dating from 1954-2013. Our group then braved the sulfurous marshlands that led to the rolling foothills far to the south of the Stoddenton Mountains. We pitched our final camp, and drank a toast to all the good men we lost along the way on our trek through the Stoddenton Mountains and all their bountiful recreation areas.

 

Psychologists Claim They’ve Discovered The Reason Why Men Love Women With Big Fat Butts by Juleseluj

Uh, yeah, this isn’t how evolutionary psychology works. At all. Saying “men like women with big butts because big butts help women live longer” doesn’t mean men are thinking about that when they look at butts. It means that humans have evolved – hence the word ‘evolutionary’ – an attraction to that feature over millions of years because it was more likely to be passed on, because it’s a sign of good health and long term survival. A woman with a bigger butt was more likely to survive and procreate, and obviously any man she slept with would be attracted to that, and over a long enough period of time you have a whole lot more men having kids with women who have big butts than don’t. That’s how evolution works. And it’s not just butts. Do you think women are thinking “oh, he looks like he could protect and provide for our children” where they’re looking at a guy’s muscles? Of course not. But you’re kidding yourself if you don’t think that’s a big reason why that trait evolved in the first place. As for the curvature of the spine, you’ve got to be joking. Are you really trying to claim that men don’t like seeing women with an arched lower back? If you don’t notice it, which is obviously a blatant lie, you’d be the only one. Do a little search on “lordosis behavior” when you’re done learning about evolution.

Seriously, do you believe it’s a coincidence that both men and women are almost universally attracted to things that signify good health? Bright eyes, smooth skin, not too fat or too skinny, muscles and curves in all the right places. We just so happened, through random chance, to enjoy seeing features that were best indicators of long term survival, the best attributes that signified an ability to have and raise children? Don’t be ridiculous. It’s called evolution. It’s evolutionary psychology. It’s very basic stuff. You might as well tell us gravity is a “load of garbage” too.

Comments of the Week:

Here’s Why I’m Fine With Never Getting Head For The Rest Of My Life by spreadeagle

chris – you’ve obviously never had a finger-tingling blowjob -to climax- from a woman that loves you. let’s discuss your four reasons, that you claim are all negative.

1. She can’t have sex (that time of the month) or doesn’t want to have sex.
2. She knows you like them and wants to please you.
3. She’s a virgin or you’re not there in your relationship.
4. She “loves” doing it.

1. first of all, this is actually two reasons.

1a. that time of the month. guess what? more than a few of the ladies i’ve had the pleasure of biblically knowing get hornier during their flow days. their frustration leads to incredible bjs. they share in your release. admittedly, this is just my experience.

1b. they don’t want to have sex. i’ll give that one to you. if it’s a chore, then it’s a bore.

2. i can’t see how this is a negative. you like pleasing her, don’t you? why would it be different for them? ‘faking it’ happens in pornos, and is not a prerequisite in real life.

3. if she’s still a virgin, that means she gives INCREDIBLE bjs. and you can’t ‘get there’ if you’ve given up. virgins will eventually give it up. fact. stick around and endure getting your rocks off in her mouth until she does.

4. duplicitous. see number 2.

anyway, i enjoy reading your material, mostly. keep up the good work. hope you find a nice girl that likes to give bjs with no strings attached.

 

Here’s Why I’m Fine With Never Getting Head For The Rest Of My Life by msa1

Im a female and I agree with Chris and it’s nice to see a guy who finally fucking gets it! NO, we don’t love your dicks in our mouths. Period. Yes, I have enjoyed giving some blowjobs …to a guy I was dating and in love with. To anyone else its annoying especially if the oral sex isn’t returned and half of you guys are selfish assholes who don’t return the favor so guess what? No more fucking blowjobs for you. And even when we enjoy giving a blowjob I have yet to talk to ONE girlfriend who enjoys the actual finish and having your jizz in her mouth, myself included. So get your ass to the gym and learn how to fuck me cause thats what we actually like.

 

Here’s Why I’m Fine With Never Getting Head For The Rest Of My Life by savyrealms

Female here, I personally don’t get off on giving a bjs, but if I ain’t in the mood and my guy is, and I know he enjoys them, then sure, I’ll give them one. I’m not fond of them, but if it pleases him, then I’m fine with it so long as he himself doesn’t screw my mouth and just let me have complete control. Trust me, that kind of thing actually hurts.

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