Survivalist Explains 20 Ways That Condoms Can Save Your Life In The Zombie Apocalypse

If you’ve ever watched Doomsday Preppers, you know just how serious survivalists are about preparing for the Apocalypse. While most of us are sitting around playing video games and twiddling our thumbs about mundane shit on Facebook, these guys are building bunks with food stores and packing their “go” bags with rations to make sure they survive humanity’s darkest hours after civil society crumbles.

If you’ve watched The Walking Dead (or, hell, Zombieland), you know that improvisation is key to getting by in the End of Times. Sensible Prepper — a YouTube channel for such survivalists — came up with 20 ways you can use condoms in such a situation, none of which involve putting them on your dick for birth control. But if you’re going to get your fuck on while the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ride around the earth — it’s probably pretty damn good idea to use a condom for the use it was intended. Bringing a baby into a world that’s about to ride into the sunset just ain’t cool, man.

Oh yeah… That’s just his foot at the 6:30 mark.

Could have fooled me…

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