Wow This Corgi Really Sucks At Jumping Over Things

I don’t get the fascination people have with corgis. Sure, they are cute, but I want my dog to do dog things. Like run and jump and play. Corgis can’t do any of that shit. They’re fat, squat fucks.

Just look at this idiot unable to hop over a tiny fence. Normal dog could do that any day of the week. This corgi struggles like he’s embarking on one of the seven labors of Hercules.

Come on, dog. It’s a tiny damn fence. Ain’t a fucking mountain.