Little Girl Reacts Like Crack Addict To First Taste Of Cotton Candy While Dad Just Laughs His Ass Off

It’s hard to remember the first time for certain life events. Even the first sexual experience gets hazy over time. I’ll use myself as an example — I don’t even remember the girl’s name but I remember I lasted 45 minutes. Give or take 44 minutes.

For several reasons, this little girl will never EVER forget her first taste of cotton candy. First, this video will live forever in GIF form. Second, her father will never let her forget. He’s laughing his ass off. I’m assuming that’s her dad. If not, he’s a mean SOB. Finally, she’ll be chasing the high fructose dragon for decades. She’ll never have the same experience again.

Candy! That was her name. Best $150 I ever stole off dad and spent.

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.